Type of Things the N/A is Looking for in “Love”

Long title. Okay, so you know how people have certain tastes? Well think of every person you’ve ever liked (doesn’t matter if its in your life or on TV, idol group, strangers, etc.) and think of all their traits. This is where to list them, so everyone post on this. From this, you can predict your future relationships. Exciting isn’t it?

Shinychopstick:

  • older in a group
  • leader-type
  • responsible one
  • smart, but not so much “book smart” per se…
  • cultured
  • musically talented
  • funny in a dorky way
  • mysterious
  • normally quiet, but when comfortable, ends up talking alot
  • good sense of style
  • masculine, but with a sense of femininity (like in kpop idol groups)
  • good public aura (performing aura)
  • can cook :]
  • good conversationalist (good with words)
  • physically attractive (but does not matter as much! still…=.=)
  • brave!
  • cleans without being told to (which would be better than myself)
  • has drive (to become great)
  • doesn’t mind manual/physical labor
  • charismatic!
  • cares for others
  • can multitask
  • good hand-eye coordination
  • physically fit (healthy)
  • good hair! (bad hair>>>Ugh!)
  • good with kids
  • tells me when I’m wrong, but doesn’t rub it in my face
  • can admit mistakes
  • competitive (to match me! but not so much)
  • filial piety (can’t have parent issues)

Eggnoodle– note: a little difficult for me, because I don’t want to base it all on kpop idols, but I haven’t fallen for many regular guys recently which is good. just not for this activity.

  • goodlooking (even if not that much, still is in my eyes!)
  • nice hair (any style, just not bowl shaped or mohawk eww, or too exotically/unnaturally colored)
  • (very) nice great smile (in my eyes)
  • affectionate eyes (doesn’t mean big)
  • good sense of style
  • taller than me
  • tends to be shy and quiet at first but funny and dorky when you know him personally
  • the one that’s off to the side, lesser known (and honestly, back when i was still shallow, young and foolish, i liked mostly “popular” guys. ended up hating them. heh)
  • should be caring and nice (again, like above, i once upon a time, liked bad boys)
  • polite and doesn’t swear (at all or very,very,very sparsely)
  • can’t get mad easily or can surpress it
  • should have common sense
  • can be but not necessarily booksmart but can’t be a bum
  • not/barely feminine
  • stronger than a large portion of guys, but skinny, doesn’t have to be muscular
  • is courageous (different from brave) and persevere

Wetsponge-for me, its all different kinds of guys, sooo…. bare with me as I attempt to describe them all. [What I describe is not actually someone I've liked from real life, but what my guy looks like in my head.]

  • probably most importantly: good looking! [first impressions are everything]
  • gorgeous eyes [second most important thing]
  • nice hair [preferably long-ish and dark]
  • has a good sense of humor
  • isn’t afraid of girls
  • nice, casual dresser [clothes that almost fall off or look like a dress when you put them on are NOT sexy...not on guys anyway]
  • at least 2 inches taller than me
  • smarter than me
  • somewhat outgoing
  • knows what a girl wants!!
  • patient [with me at least!]
  • geeky
  • aware of others’ feelings [especially me] but not sensitive [sensitivity is a turn-off]
  • cares about his own hygiene
  • muscular, not totally ripped, but more like cut-up
  • knows exactly what to say [ooh, that one should be first!]
  • nice [that's a must]
  • can cook [got that one from Choppy]
  • born in the same year as, or older than me [if older, 4 years is my limit]
  • laid back
  • doesn’t have anger management problems
  • brave, I guess
  • isn’t cheap!
  • experienced…[in anything I'm not, which includes dating xD]
  • easily agrees with me
  • confident
  • not too clingy
  • CLASSY

Sushiroll

  • nice hair; messy hair [as seen on all of the previous and recent guys that I like, they all have long-ish hair]
  • no braces; straight teeth
  • tells corny jokes that make me laugh
  • can comfort and withstand me in my many moods
  • a gentleman who has a fun side too
  • a BIT older than me; no one younger!!
  • isn’t going to be a failure in life or throughout life!
  • tight, but not too tight, clothing
  • not girly
  • a bit of a rebel
  • a low pitched voice
  • slightly muscular
  • is extremely patient with me
  • knows when to let me/not let me have my ways
  • doesn’t talk a lot
  • a nerd, but still “cool”
  • smarter than me [lol. i MEAN ,LIKE, SMARTTTT]
  • taller than me
  • can cook SIMPLE foods
  • can act affectionate with me in front of his friends too
  • not messy, but not a complete neat freak either
  • no anger issues
  • doesn’t cling on

-throughout doing this,2 people have popped in mind:edward cullen&mike[singer] LOL

Celerydip-i tried to not look at any of yours so that i don’t copy..i wonder if any of us is going to find the right guy..

  • great hair
  • has a sense of humor
  • slightly taller than me
  • asian or white:) (dirty blond only thugh:D)
  • has somewhat of a taste in fashion
  • understanding
  • a good listener
  • in good shape with slight muscles but not HUGE ones
  • not completely lazy
  • no super long hair
  • has an intellectual equal to mine
  • listens to same kind of music
  • basically same interests
  • has a decent job
  • doesn’t ***add***a**cuss***word**between***every***word =.=
  • an extrovert
  • communitive
  • grooms himself (especially facial hair,etc.)
  • slightly tidy

Tochifu

  • good conversationalist (has things to talk about) but doesn’t constantly talk
  • has same/similar likes and dislikes as me
  • patient
  • cannot weigh more than me
  • can cook well
  • funny
  • no swearing
  • not braggy or boastful
  • would like or fit in with my friends
  • dresses well (not revealing) and has own stlye and sense of fashion
  • nice and kind
  • feminine yet somewhat masculine
  • shoulder-length or longer hair (dark hair)
  • bolder and not shy like me
  • not jealous or paranoid about me hanging out with other friends/people
  • not popular but not a loner

Littlefluteplayer yes people i have standards too,not everything has to be met.And if he/she has any problems then  we can work it out. i’ll do f for girls n m for guys o.o

  • no matter what happens to me they can still accept me for who i am(f/m)
  • fun to be with (f/m)
  • can start and keep a conversation(f/m)
  • has a GOOD sense humor(f/m)
  • doesn’t sit on there ass all day(f/m) (i know your thinking me >=O)
  • in good shape(f/m)
  • doesn’t smoke(f/m)
  • not too much of a troublemaker(f/m) (goodygoodys r no fun =P)
  • doesn’t dress slutty (f) (do guys dress slutty?,lol O.o)
  • i can talk to about anything without hesitation(f/m)
  • can actually stay still once in a while and take a breathe of fresh air(f/m)
  • no butterfaces plz (f/m)(lol)
  • able to restrain themselves from temptation(f/m)
  • drink a little but not so much that they go crazy drunk(f/m)
  • doesn’t need me to hold them out of the toilet while they barf(f/m)
  • can take care of themselves without my help(f/m)(doesn’t mean i won’t be help as much as i can)
  • smart as me or even smarter not snottythough(or is it snooty or… IDK>.<)(f/m)
  • has no anger issues(f/m)(if its a small issue then we can work it out)
  • actually trying to make something out of their life(f/m)
  • enjoys and does something related to art(f/m)(music,drawings,sculpting,etc)
  • not all gangster-ish(m)
  • doesn’t show off all the time(f/m)
  • doesn’t think they’re all high and mighty over everyone else(f/m
  • has somewhat good looks(f/m)
  • and will keep with our relationshop for as long as we could(f/m)

dmn thts longer than i thought o.o

Deergoatsheep

  • caring, sweet, kind, loyal (four crucial traits)
  • accepts me for who I am
  • good in sense of taste..
  • but simple!
  • black haired, brown eyed
  • taller, maybe skinnier (but not too skinny)
  • is a gamer too
  • can socialize with
  • very blunt (will say anything he has on his mind)
  • smart and confident
  • his goals; he’ll give it his all
  • we’ll support/work well with eachother
  • not lazy
  • not ashamed of his weaknesses
  • not too boastful of his strengths
  • cannot be cheap!! (anything for love AMIRITE!?!111)
  • will be in spirit! full of pep! will smile very often!

22 Comments »

  1. shinychopstick said,

    Okay, some things I thought were HILARIOUS and saved until it was posted.

    -Tochifu and his “feminine yet somewhat masculine”, because the first thing that popped into my mind was bodybuilder when I read masculine. I understand what you mean, (someone not to prissy and willing to do physical work), but it was HILARIOUS when I read it.

    -Wetsponge and “no anger management problems”…it made me think of you cooking and then he yells that the cooking sucks, then becomes violent.

    -Celerydip “has an intellectual equal to mine” (which you want to edit, proper grammar) If it is equal to yours, then what if you both don’t understand something, how is it going to be fixed.

    -Tochifu’s “cannot weigh more than me”…I would be afraid too, if I were you.

  2. celerydip said,

    -Tochifu’s “cannot weigh more than me”…I would be afraid too, if I were you.

    ahah the way i comprehend it..you make him sound like the hugest thing and a girl who weighs more would be unbelievable…:Dim sorry…thats just how i think…

  3. shinychopstick said,

    well if i were a guy, i wouldnt want a girl weighing more than i do

  4. celerydip said,

    isn’t that how it usually is? guys are sticks

  5. Wet Sponge said,

    its a sad thing that littlefluteplayer doesnt have an account. im curious to know the type of girls that he’s interested in…. though not for my sake, but someone else’s. -coughcough-

  6. Wet Sponge said,

    wow, it seems like i have the highest, or most, standards out of all of you guys.

  7. shinychopstick said,

    then you’re more likely to end up alone =_=

  8. Wet Sponge said,

    nuh uh, the guy just has to meet MOST of the standards, not all of them.

  9. sushiroll said,

    ehh
    i’m not siding with anyone BUTTT
    wetsponge’s standards are basic and “blunt”
    but shiny’s is A LOT more “percise” and “picky”
    ehhhh

  10. Wet Sponge said,

    ok, so i went to dictionary.com and looked up “blunt”

    the definition that is given is
    “abrupt in address or manner”

    i find that im not abrupt in any, or most, ways, so therefore, im not really blunt. a better word for me would be………. idk, straightforward? like, i dont beat around the bush

  11. eggnoodle said,

    sorry, but everytime i hear, or in this case read, “beat around the bush” i think it’s the most hilarious thing. like in my mind i imagine a cartoon character with a huge wooden bat literally beating the ground around a bush. and there’s sound effects! haha!

  12. celerydip said,

    haha nice imagination. :)

  13. Wet Sponge said,

    to eggy:
    i think its hilarious too, except i imagine an egg-beater beating a bush in a giant bowl. X]

  14. eggnoodle said,

    lol lol, i just laughed a lot again.

  15. sushiroll said,

    LOL
    the FIRST TIME THAT I EVER READ THIS, and since it stated with shiny, i was like , woah, she sounds so concieted, describing herself as this.
    LOLOL.
    I’M SORRY SHINY :] <33

  16. eggnoodle said,

    LOL

  17. celerydip said,

    look at littlefluteplayers! haha :D

  18. shinychopstick said,

    Yeah, I know. I just saw it the other day. The barf one…should be implied.

  19. Sushirollz said,

    celeryyyyy bad girl !! No real
    names remember??

  20. celerydip said,

    oops im sorry.accidenr

  21. celerydip said,

    YOU GUYS ARE PICKY. :D – angela
    seriously im just relaly really really really reallyr eabored.
    ( SNEEZE) oh yea. xD

    ILL JUST DO MINE CAUSE I AM BORED>

    WELL ERRRR. MEEEE….

    - NICE VOICE. SERIOUSLY
    - HAIRRR *O*
    - DOESNT TAKE TIME TO REALLY DRESS UP BUT ACTUALLY DECIDES.
    ( LIKE WAX, MOUSE IS FINE REALLLY BUT LIKE TAKING AN HOUR TO DECID EAND STYLE? HELL NO. )
    -SMELLS NICE.
    - MOST MOST MOST MOST PART IS. PERSONALITY. NOT MESSED UP BUT LIKE. YOU KNOW NICE./ NOT TOO NICE >:0 LIKE YAY HIM? HES FUN/

  22. ANGELA said,

    THE BOREDDOM BEGINS AGAIN!!!
    SO LIKE YOU KNOW THE GUY I DESCRIBED!??!?!?
    YES I FOUND HIM ;)


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